Say what you want about the qualifications of the current or past Presidents but please remind me why someone who ran a very mediocre and (ironically) racially-stereotyped pizza chain is suited to be President.
Two questions: (1) Why would anyone choose to make their clothes smell hideous by using mothballs rather than just discarding a piece of clothing in the unlikely event a moth terrorizes it; (2) Where in the hell would one purchase a mothball anyway?
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
The accordion and the ukulele are highly underrated. So is sauerkraut.
My next band name: "Free Liquor" -- once on the marquee, people will come in droves. Probably won't be popular in Utah though--at least not publicly.
